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Albert The Cat Has The Very Best Resting Bitchface

Albert the cat can teach you, but he'll have to charge.

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BREAKING CAT NEWS: This is Albert and he is royally ticked off.

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Albert is a Selkirk Rex breed, which means he has naturally curly hair.

Doesn't matter WHY he's pissed, it just matters that you've disappointed him. Deeply.

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Not even the world's greatest cat nap can right this wrong.

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Don't worry, Albert has a way to deal with his anger. (Hint: It's called REVENGE.)

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Oh, was that YOUR waste basket? Guess you'll have to clean it up then...

Hope you weren't planning on printing anything... because you can't now.

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Filing? LOL, no, you won't be able to find any of the files you needed.

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You guessed it: all your passwords have been changed, and Albert did some rather unsavory online shopping.

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No, no, it's too late: Don't try to placate Albert with copious brushing.

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Don't try to buy his affections with a cat-sized teepee.

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... though he will be keeping that teepee, because it's dope as hell.

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Don't think you can sway him by offering high-rise perches...

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Or fellow cat friends for him to play with. Albert hates those kinds of phony offerings.

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No, no matter what you do, Albert will be sleeping with one eye open from now on.

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He'll be waiting for you to show a sign of weakness so he can exploit it.

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And sure, the occasional cat yawn will get in the way of his pursuit of destroying you.

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But don't think that will deter Albert in any way.

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Because Albert is always watching.

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... where you least expect.

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He doesn't forgive, and he definitely never forgets.

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RIP Mice. And watch your back, because Albert certainly is.

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