"It's so cute how every second we spend together grates on me.""That outfit makes you look like a grunge elf."Via mirror.co.uk"Your twitter is not as good as Jake Johnson's twitter."Via jenandmen.com"The way you sneeze makes me vomit in my mouth a little.""I miss sleeping with my ex... :("Via Flickr: opus"I miss being single... I miss ME."Via knowyourmeme.com
Any and all of these things will destroy your relationship. Never, ever say them. Ever.
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