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The DO's And DONT's Of Law School, According To "Legally Blonde"

Make sure to read this very closely before you start studying for the LSATs!

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DO: Make an amazing first impression by matching your chihuahua to your leather pink outfit.

I'd hire Bruiser to rep me any day!
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I'd hire Bruiser to rep me any day!

DON'T: Forget an extra dose of enthusiasm whenever confronted with authority figures who can determine your fate.

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Smiles go a long way, folks.

DO: Act like a boss whenever possible.

DON'T: Forget to be prepared the first day of class.

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If you aren't giving it your all from the start, nasty Harvard professors will devour you whole.

DO: Remember to keep up with your...

Along with all that studying, or whatever.
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Along with all that studying, or whatever.

DON'T: Try to pass your last season court apparel off as anything other than ridiculous.

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Your case will always be dismissed.

DO: Comment on your bitchy classmates' bowel movements when necessary.

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To put them in their place, of course.

DON'T: Forget your spirituality just because you're some fancy law student now.

DO: Get a bitchy bob and practice your judgmental face, so you can shoot it at unsuspecting classmates.

DON'T: Be afraid to have controversial answers to serious questions.

DO: Listen to sage advice from professors with great hair.

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Seriously, Prof. Stromwell, that 'do is terrifyingly fierce.

DON'T: Try to conform to the lawyer everyone thinks you should be.

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Go and do you, boo.

DO: Turn bunny ears into bunny realizations, and kick hot messes to the curb.

DON'T: Always judge people right away. Even if they're totally bitchy, stole your ex boyfriend, and tricked you into wearing a Playboy bunny outfit to a party.

DO: Prove your points with enthusiasm and a pop of red lip.

DON'T: Forget to buy a StairMaster for your room.

DO: Feel free to make this face anytime someone makes a nonsensical comment.

DON'T: Be afraid to shake your head when someone is totally wrong and you're right.

DO: Gape in horror at anyone whose real name is "Vivian Kensington."

DON'T: Be shy about letting your fellow students know that you are 100 percent winning, and they are huge losers.

DO: Stand out from the typical law school crowd by rocking colors outside the autumn palette.

DON'T: Forget what the bible* taught you.

*Cosmopolitan magazine.
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*Cosmopolitan magazine.

And if all else fails, repeat these words to yourself...

Or, ya know, just remember that "Legally Blonde" is a movie, and not what law school is like at all.

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But we still love you, Elle!

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