1. This note was found on the floor by an eighth grade teacher, and written by a burgeoning Casanova.
Hey, at least the kid has priorities!
- Italy is today observing a national day of mourning for the victims of Wednesday's earthquake. The death toll has climbed to 284.
- Donald Trump's campaign chief Stephen Bannon said "he doesn't like Jews," according to his ex-wife.
- Federal health officials have called for nationwide testing of all blood donations for the Zika virus.