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Kids are a built-in excuse to stay home and play video games.
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All of your food will look awesome.
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And you can eat mac and cheese whenever the hell you want.
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You get to play with their toys, in general.
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But you also have a real reason to go on awesome slides, because your kid needs "help."
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You never have to guess how a baby's feeling, because they wear their emotions on their face.
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And when they learn to write, they are brutally fucking honest.
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If you want to see a Jawa in your house, all you have to do is dress up your kid.
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Same goes for that old man from Up.
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Like, you can seriously dress them however the fuck you want and they can't say shit.
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When a kid gets excited, it's like their whole face erupts in a fountain of happiness and it's contagious.
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With a kid, Christmas morning is like one long cute overload.
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Kids are unintentionally really funny.
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And sometimes intentionally, too.
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Kids make Halloween adorable.
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Oh, and you get to steal all the candy they worked so hard for.
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Even though you're a grown ass person, you get to play super fun kids' games.
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Having a kid means you'll always have someone to smooch, whether they like it or not.
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Kids are a great way to break the ice when you're in an awkward social situation. I mean, look at that face!
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And when you have a kid, you get a whole new friend group!
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You basically have a little clone version of yourself to play with at all times.
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If you're feeling cold, all you have to do is grab a baby for warmth.
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You get to take ridiculous family photos.
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When your kid has some epic milestone, like lifting up their own body, it will make you realize how awesome little things are.
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A baby's head smells like magical unicorn tears.
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And seeing a kid smile is scientifically proven* to melt your heart.
