19. The “Baby, I just fell from heaven so I could sing to you” look
18. The “Camo can’t hide the power of my thrusts” look
15. “My leather chafes so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me”
14. The “This is what hipsters look like, right?” look
13. The “I want to be a Nascar driver when I grow up!” look
12. The “Goofy” look
11. The “I wear my armor on my sleeve, but only because it’s so damn sexy” look
10. The “Haters gonna hate, but powder blue is def in my color palette” look
9. The “I hope this extra-long nonsensical shirt distracts from my beanie and leather pants” look
7. The “I painted these pants on myself” look
6. “My shoes double as weapons”
5. The “Vests are cool if they’re gold” look
4. “Legit, I think I’m going crazy and this is my cry for help”
3. The “Faux fur–covered hair, don’t care” look
2. The “Mirrors are for jerks” look
1. The “This is what happens when you have too much fame, money, and power at 19”
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