6. Stage 5: Time to head to the gym to get toned! Or whatever…
7. Stage 6: You pray to the gods of mono and tape worms that you might actually be stricken with one, or both.
8. Stage 7: And when all that doesn’t work, you try out some new crash diet.
- Donald Trump is the last U.S. Republican standing. Ohio Gov. John Kasich has ended his presidential run 🇺🇸
- Australian immigration emailed a British man who died on his honeymoon to say he'd overstayed his visa, his husband said.
- Alberta, Canada, has declared a provincial state of emergency over a massive fire near Fort McMurray. The area is under mandatory evacuation.