6. Stage 5: Time to head to the gym to get toned! Or whatever…
7. Stage 6: You pray to the gods of mono and tape worms that you might actually be stricken with one, or both.
8. Stage 7: And when all that doesn’t work, you try out some new crash diet.
- Protests outside a Donald Trump rally in New Mexico turned violent Tuesday night as demonstrators threw rocks and bottles at police officers.
- The Afghan Taliban has picked an extremist scholar as its successor to leader Mullah Mansour, who was killed in a U.S. drone strike last week.
- Twitter will no longer count links, @names, and GIFs toward its 140-character limit. You can also retweet yourself now.