6. Stage 5: Time to head to the gym to get toned! Or whatever…
7. Stage 6: You pray to the gods of mono and tape worms that you might actually be stricken with one, or both.
8. Stage 7: And when all that doesn’t work, you try out some new crash diet.
- The Women's March on Washington was one of the largest protests in the city's history.
- Trump's spokesman held a press conference to blame grass coverings for "minimizing" the crowd at the inauguration 🤔
- Members of the national security community reacted with shock after Trump attacked his critics while giving a speech at CIA headquarters.
- "SNL" featured a shirtless Vladimir Putin celebrating America's newest President.