6. Stage 5: Time to head to the gym to get toned! Or whatever…
7. Stage 6: You pray to the gods of mono and tape worms that you might actually be stricken with one, or both.
8. Stage 7: And when all that doesn’t work, you try out some new crash diet.
- Miami Marlins star pitcher José Fernández has died in a boating accident. He was 24.