You’ve probably heard of Air Guitar, but for those of us who can’t play an instrument—even a fake one—there’s another option…
Sex with yourself. And the air. It’s Air Sex, folks, and it’s a real thing. (No judgments! Everyone has a skill, and sex with no one is one of those.)
Air Sex has gotten so popular, that this year marks the fifth season of the Air Sex World Championships. That’s right, Air Sexers from around the country compete, and are judged harshly by how hard they thrust.
Let’s take a look at some former Air Sex World Championship moves to see what we can learn…
4. “Just Clowning Around” (With My Dick)
5. The “Look Ma, One Hand!”
6. “The Expert Multitasker”
7. The “I Get Down…And Deep”
8. “Tears As Lube Handski”
9. “Hand to Gland Combat”
10. The “Hold Up, While I Put This Microphone On You And Fix My Weave” Hump
11. “Mario Gets A Mushroom Boner And It’s Weird” Strip Tease
12. The “Man With A Headband And a Hump” Thrust
The 2013 World Championships kick off on June 4 in Florida, naturally.
So, do you have the moves to get crowned King or Queen of air humpage?! Put your money where your thrust is and prove it!
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