1. OK, we’ll start off slow. Kind of like the way these three start out looking all cute and innocent, until they strip off their shirts to reveal they’re actually hot as fuck.
2. Look at how this man masterfully makes his pecs dance. It’s ALL. FOR. YOU.
Imma TAKE A DRINK, BECAUSE I’M FEELING PARCHED.
3. Look at the dedication of these two as they perfectly drop to the floor and GRIND up on that shit.
4. I know it’s summer, but Christmas has come early and it is all sorts of delicious.
5. Ah nah, ah nah nah nah DAT LIP BITE DOE.
6. Oh mother of mercy. Someone, fetch me a LARGE SLURPEE because my throat is just closing the fuck up.
7. ::: FANS SELF WITH HAND :::
8. Check out how hard this man crunches. He’s just HANGING upside-down with the sheer strength of his abs.
9. ::: SCREAMS :::
10. :::SCREAMS AGAIN, BUT LOUDER AND DOGS ACTUALLY HOWL BACK :::
11. Are you sweating yet? Just imagine how hot it is underneath this man’s body. :::GASP!::: What if you were under his body?!
12. Look at those broad shoulders. Imagine buckets of water cascading down them. You want to drink that water, don’t you?
13. So. Fucking. Thirsty. In. Bicep. Land… ISN’T IT?
14. Oh sweet sassy mollassey there are FOUR shirtless men dancing for you now. WON’T YOU TAKE A SIP?!
15. ADMIT IT: You’re thinking of breaking into this man’s house and impersonating his dog just so he can lift you like this. Aren’t you? AREN’T YOU?!
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