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23 Secrets All Whiskey Lovers Won't Tell You

Whiskey is like water, in that my body is made up of 60% whiskey.

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5. You know that doing laundry is exponentially easier when you have your BFF by your side.

Same goes for the dishes, cleaning the cat's box, and enduring a heat wave.

6. Sometimes you’ll say you’ve had “a hard day” just so you don’t feel bad about that second glass, or having whiskey for dinner.

7. Your go-to brunch drink is Irish coffee, hold the coffee.

Irish coffee with a double shot, please.


9. Deep down you know that the way you like your whiskey (neat) is better than any other way to take it.

Whiskey with coke? You aren't a monster, are you?


14. You talk about Pappy Van Winkle so much that people assume it’s your grandpa.

And in a way, Pappy's been as good to you as a grandpa.


16. You will not date someone who can’t handle their whiskey.

20. You know how to survive airports.

23. But the secret you know to be true above all others is that whiskey is your true soulmate, and you will marry it one day. / Via

When the courts recognize our love, my sweet, you will be mine for all eternity. <3

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