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23 Secrets All Whiskey Lovers Won't Tell You

Whiskey is like water, in that my body is made up of 60% whiskey.

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5. You know that doing laundry is exponentially easier when you have your BFF by your side.

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Same goes for the dishes, cleaning the cat's box, and enduring a heat wave.

6. Sometimes you’ll say you’ve had “a hard day” just so you don’t feel bad about that second glass, or having whiskey for dinner.

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7. Your go-to brunch drink is Irish coffee, hold the coffee.

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Irish coffee with a double shot, please.

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9. Deep down you know that the way you like your whiskey (neat) is better than any other way to take it.

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Whiskey with coke? You aren't a monster, are you?

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14. You talk about Pappy Van Winkle so much that people assume it’s your grandpa.

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And in a way, Pappy's been as good to you as a grandpa.

16. You will not date someone who can’t handle their whiskey.

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20. You know how to survive airports.

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23. But the secret you know to be true above all others is that whiskey is your true soulmate, and you will marry it one day.

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When the courts recognize our love, my sweet, you will be mine for all eternity. <3