Rule 1: Don't call me a "ginger." That shit is offensive.
Rule 2: If there's another redhead in the room, we will secretly communicate, and you just have to accept that.
Rule 3: Don't joke about us "not having souls," or we'll haunt your ass.
Rule 4: Don't tell us we look like Julianne Moore, Ed Sheeran, or whatever other famous redhead you can name off the top of your head.
Rule 5: If you have some extra sunscreen and we're outside together, help a girl out and offer us some! Our skins will thank you!
Rule 6: Don't ever say that you're NOT attracted to redheads. That's just a fucking lie.
Rule 7: And don't be a hater and say that redhead men aren't attractive, that's just false.
Why it matters: For the same reason that rainbows matter: Because redhead men are a stunning gift from the gods and to deny their true beauty is to shit on everything that matters most.
P.S. That is Prince Harry, covered in dirt, and sweating royal buckets. He's hot as fuck, and irrefutably the hotter prince.