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21 Questions You're Afraid To Ask Your Friends With Kids

What happens if your kid joins a frat?

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1. First of all, watch this so we can get the SUPER scary questions out of the way:

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2. Do you ever think, "Why the hell did I do this...?"

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Like, you can just tell me. I won't tell anyone.

3. What happens if your kid turns out to be a little jerk?

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4. Like, it's not your fault, it just comes out and is kind of dickish. What do you do?

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5. Because you know you can't return this thing, right?

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6. Exactly how much poop do you clean up on a daily basis?

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7. What do you do when you want to watch Game of Thrones?

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Do you just wait for it to fall asleep?

8. Are you offended when I call the kid "it" instead of by a real name?

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9. Do you ever see them crying and think, "There is no God"?

10. Actually, just why do they cry so much? Is there a way to make it stop?

11. Do you feel bad when you have to punish your kids?

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12. What do you do if you're kid's being a total weirdo?

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13. Does your kid ever scare the shit out of you?

14. Do you ever wish you could hop in a time machine and just... NOT?

15. How much sleep do you ACTUALLY get each night?

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16. What happens if you can't tone down your cursing?

17. If you have more than one, will you love them both equally?

My guess is no, but...
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My guess is no, but...

18. When do babies stop being blobs and start being fun?

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If ever...?

19. Are you nervous your kids will hear you having sex and be traumatized for life?

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20. Does your house just get completely trashed every time they're awake?

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21. What do you do if your kid loves your partner more?

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Buy their affection?

So??? ANSWERS PLZ

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