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    21 Questions All Couples Eventually Ask

    Can I start watching House of Cards without them getting angry, or...?

    1. How much can I fart before we both become uncomfortable?

    I guess I'll find out when it happens...

    2. If our favorite thing to do is hang out at home together, does that make us boring?

    It may be boring to other people, but to you it's the best thing in the world. <3

    3. Wait... when is our anniversary again?

    Sometime in May... right?

    4. Oh shit, what the fuck am I going to do for our anniversary?!


    ::: quietly has a nervous breakdown, until we eventually settle on a pizza date :::

    5. If you don't cuddle non-stop while sleeping, that's fine, right?

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    Like, I just kinda dig my side and, ya know, we're cool with that.

    6. Will I ever learn to do that one thing they always ask me to do?

    I know I need to clean, but will it ever happen?

    7. Is it weird for me to ask them to do my laundry? I mean, they're about to do theirs so... both of ours?


    What's your is mine, and what's mine is yours to wash, amirite?!

    8. Have I told them wayyyy TMI about my past?


    Like, have they just been silently judging me for the past three years or...?

    9. And am I telling them wayyy too much about my friend's personal lives?

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    Because, ya know, if you tell me a secret, there's no way I'm not telling my bae. Sorry.

    10. Is it OK that I literally have no idea who owes each other money anymore?

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    He bought dinner last time, so I think I should buy it next time? But I did buy groceries, so... ah, fuck it.

    11. When did I start actually watching basketball and LIKING it?! They did this to ME.

    12. Should I brush my teeth before we have sex, or...? No?

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    I mean, should I...?

    13. It's OK that I don't always fully close the door when peeing, right?


    How about pooping? No?

    14. It's not boring to keep ordering from the same place for takeout, right?

    We just both really like it, and, ya know... Pho again, it is!

    15. Is it weird to be happy with our sex, even though we don't try anything super crazy new?


    Yeah, pretty sure this is totally cool, actually.

    16. Can I start a new TV show without them?

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    How angry will he be that I watched Transparent without him, is what I mean?

    17. How do I still not know what to get them for their birthday?

    Like, how many bottles of whiskey can I buy them before they figure out I'm clueless?

    18. What will we look like 40 years from now?

    19. Will they ever stop hanging the toilet paper the wrong way?

    Answer: No.

    20. Why am I wearing their clothes, and how did they get mine...?

    21. What the hell would I ever do without them?!