1. How much can I fart before we both become uncomfortable?
2. If our favorite thing to do is hang out at home together, does that make us boring?
It may be boring to other people, but to you it's the best thing in the world. <3
3. Wait... when is our anniversary again?
4. Oh shit, what the fuck am I going to do for our anniversary?!
5. If you don't cuddle non-stop while sleeping, that's fine, right?
6. Will I ever learn to do that one thing they always ask me to do?
7. Is it weird for me to ask them to do my laundry? I mean, they're about to do theirs so... both of ours?
8. Have I told them wayyyy TMI about my past?
9. And am I telling them wayyy too much about my friend's personal lives?
10. Is it OK that I literally have no idea who owes each other money anymore?
11. When did I start actually watching basketball and LIKING it?! They did this to ME.
12. Should I brush my teeth before we have sex, or...? No?
13. It's OK that I don't always fully close the door when peeing, right?
14. It's not boring to keep ordering from the same place for takeout, right?
We just both really like it, and, ya know... Pho again, it is!