5. You’re never more on point than when you meet a fellow sarcastic person with whom you can trade quips.
8. And even when you do get excited, you still express it with sarcasm, which confuses everyone just the same.
21. But actually, the real problem is that you’re the funniest person in the whole damn room.
- An airplane carrying Republican VP candidate Mike Pence skidded off the runway at New York City's LaGuardia airport. No one was injured.
- A federal jury cleared the leaders of an Oregon standoff. The militia group took over a wildlife refuge last January.
- A Trump official says the campaign has "three major voter suppression operations underway."
- RIP — Vine says it's discontinuing its mobile app, effectively ending the 6-second video service 💀