5. You’re never more on point than when you meet a fellow sarcastic person with whom you can trade quips.
8. And even when you do get excited, you still express it with sarcasm, which confuses everyone just the same.
21. But actually, the real problem is that you’re the funniest person in the whole damn room.
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