4. Or, “Why do you look so mad today? Are you mad at ME?!”
Don’t ask me this and I won’t be mad, bro.
11. The anger you feel when people think it’s OK to say, “OMG, I thought you were a total bitch when I first met you!”
Wait, you did?! How many OTHER people are thinking that now? ::Cycles through every important memory and questions everything::
19. When you make a joke and people are “surprised” to find out that you actually have a sense of humor.
- An airplane carrying Republican VP candidate Mike Pence skidded off the runway at New York City's LaGuardia airport. No one was injured.
- A federal jury cleared the leaders of an Oregon standoff. The militia group took over a wildlife refuge last January.
- A Trump official says the campaign has "three major voter suppression operations underway."
- RIP — Vine says it's discontinuing its mobile app, effectively ending the 6-second video service 💀