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Poll: How Weird Are Your Couple Habits?

Find out if you and your S.O. are total weirdos.

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  1. Do you sometimes talk to each other in a weird voice?

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    We have a secret language, if that's what you mean.
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    We use baby voices sometimes.
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    What?
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Do you sometimes talk to each other in a weird voice?
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    We have a secret language, if that's what you mean.
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    We use baby voices sometimes.
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    What?
  1. Have you ever put your hand on their genitals casually, just to say "Hey, you."

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    Occasionally, if the mood strikes.
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    Always, because I'd like to head to "bone town."
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    Again: WHAT?
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Have you ever put your hand on their genitals casually, just to say "Hey, you."
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    Occasionally, if the mood strikes.
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    Always, because I'd like to head to "bone town."
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    Again: WHAT?
  1. How often do you fart in front of them?

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    Often.
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    Occasionally one squeaks out.
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    NEVER.
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How often do you fart in front of them?
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    Often.
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    Occasionally one squeaks out.
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    NEVER.
  1. Do you leave the door open when you pee?

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    We're comfortable with each other, so, yes!
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    Look, sometimes it happens accidentally. What can you do?
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    ABSOLUTELY NOT, YOU MONSTER.
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Do you leave the door open when you pee?
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    We're comfortable with each other, so, yes!
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    Look, sometimes it happens accidentally. What can you do?
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    ABSOLUTELY NOT, YOU MONSTER.
  1. Do you have nicknames for each other that you'd never, EVER want anyone else to hear?

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    Yeah, they're humiliating.
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    Yeah, they're super offensive and borderline racist.
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    No, they're cute! <3
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Do you have nicknames for each other that you'd never, EVER want anyone else to hear?
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    Yeah, they're humiliating.
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    Yeah, they're super offensive and borderline racist.
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    No, they're cute! <3
  1. Do you have a special nickname for their genitals?

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    ... Yes.
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    ... Multiple nicknames.
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    Nope!
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Do you have a special nickname for their genitals?
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    ... Yes.
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    ... Multiple nicknames.
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    Nope!
  1. If your significant other is singing, do you join in?

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    Obviously, we're partners, OK?
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    I like to watch.
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    I laugh at them unabashedly.
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If your significant other is singing, do you join in?
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    Obviously, we're partners, OK?
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    I like to watch.
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    I laugh at them unabashedly.
  1. Have you openly discussed what your plans are for the zombie apocalypse?

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    We know what to do when it happens, yes.
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    No, but we watch "The Walking Dead," so it's fine.
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    We haven't yet, but this question makes me want to.
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Have you openly discussed what your plans are for the zombie apocalypse?
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    We know what to do when it happens, yes.
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    No, but we watch "The Walking Dead," so it's fine.
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    We haven't yet, but this question makes me want to.
  1. Ever worn your partner's underwear?

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    Sometimes...
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    Once...
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    Not yet, no.
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Ever worn your partner's underwear?
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    Sometimes...
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    Once...
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    Not yet, no.
  1. If you visit each other's family and stay at their childhood home, are you gonna bone?

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    Are you kidding? Duh, it's a turn on.
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    Yes, but we'll be VERY QUIET.
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    ARE YOU KIDDING? No. ::: walks away from life, forever :::
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If you visit each other's family and stay at their childhood home, are you gonna bone?
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    Are you kidding? Duh, it's a turn on.
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    Yes, but we'll be VERY QUIET.
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    ARE YOU KIDDING? No. ::: walks away from life, forever :::
  1. How often do you check each other for moles?

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    Regularly.
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    Only when they ask.
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    Isn't that what a Doctor is for?
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How often do you check each other for moles?
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    Regularly.
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    Only when they ask.
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    Isn't that what a Doctor is for?
  1. Do you pop each other's pimples?

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    Yes. It's soothing.
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    ... Just the one's on their back that they can't reach.
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    :-o
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Do you pop each other's pimples?
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    Yes. It's soothing.
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    ... Just the one's on their back that they can't reach.
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    :-o
  1. Have you ever used their toothbrush, just cuz?

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    We’re sharing the same germs anyway!
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    Maybe a few times when I forgot mine.
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    That’s not hygienic.
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Have you ever used their toothbrush, just cuz?
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    We’re sharing the same germs anyway!
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    Maybe a few times when I forgot mine.
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    That’s not hygienic.
  1. Have you ever asked them to smell you, because you think you "smell weird"?

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    Well, yeah, I need them to tell me I'm right!
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    They ask me. A lot.
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    No, I'm not that mean.
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Have you ever asked them to smell you, because you think you "smell weird"?
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    Well, yeah, I need them to tell me I'm right!
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    They ask me. A lot.
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    No, I'm not that mean.
  1. Do you get dressed and realize you're both wearing the same thing, and must change?

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    All the time and it's terrifying.
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    It's happened, and it might happen again.
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    Not yet, but maybe someday we'll be that cute... (!!!)
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Do you get dressed and realize you're both wearing the same thing, and must change?
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    All the time and it's terrifying.
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    It's happened, and it might happen again.
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    Not yet, but maybe someday we'll be that cute... (!!!)

So, how weird are you two?

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