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Posted on Jul 2, 2015

If McDonald's Toys Existed For Twentysomethings

Bah da bah ba ba, I'm chuggin' it!

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1. A limited edition McDonald's wineglass, complete with boxed wine.

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The new Friday night plan is right here.

2. A free Tinder Plus subscription for unlimited left swipes.

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McDonald's might find your next future ex.

3. A most necessary neck pillow.

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Wear it around your neck on a plane and pretend that The Rock is keeping you in the ~sexiest~ chokehold.

4. A travel-sized jar of Nutella with a mini spreader.

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So you can live your best life all the time without judgment.

5. A free subscription to Netflix, plus a free DVD to remind you of a time before watching TV online.

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RIP DVDs.

6. Travel-sized alcohols.

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This would lead to a roughly 1,000,000% increase of sales in McDonald's at the airport.

7. Sunglasses with embedded Instagram filters that you can flip through.

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Filters for life, not just for photos.

8. A mini video game of how to navigate the health care system.

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We all need this one IRL.

9. A Grumpy Cat plush toy that says "I hate people" when you squeeze it.

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Grumpy Cat = All of Us

10. An app that reminds you when to call your parents.

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Never get that passive-aggressive "why haven't you called?" text again!

11. Awards for doing the simple things in life.

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You know, like getting out of bed, cleaning up after yourself, and not freaking out when you see your bank statement. Stuff like that!

12. And a separate FB account that looks appropriate for all your relatives.

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This toy is the gift that truly keeps on giving.

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