Mark Wahlberg's Campiest Sex Moments In "Fear"

These scenes are so bad, they're good. Plus, he's shirtless a lot.

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This is a fantastically bad film called "Fear," starring Mark Wahlberg and Reese Witherspoon.

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In the movie, Mark plays a kid from the super wrong side of the tracks who gets involved with a very young and naive Reese. They have some eye fucks, some sexy times, and then things get weird. And by weird, I mean Mark sleeps with Reese's BFF, and tries to kill her whole family.

Even though there are a lot of "sexy" moments, they're just a little too campy to pull off. You'll see what I mean.

Did I mention that The Sundays cover of "Wild Horses" is playing in the background?

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Fantastic.

OK, losing your virginity hurts. But more importantly, shouldn't they say a few sentences before boning? No? Just me? OK.

All the same, I would still totally lose my V-card to Marky Mark. Just saying. Creepy or not.

Anyone else slightly aroused or...? No? OK.