"Mad Men" Season 6 Predictions

    Mad Men's Season 6 premiere will be a two-hour episode!

    Time to break out the scotch and light a cigarette, because Don Draper, Fat Betty, and Slutty Megan are all coming back to a living room near you on Sunday, April 7. Hooray!

    Here's what we're hoping to see and what we think will happen in Season 6 of Mad Men.

    1. Don will totally be creeping. (On the DL.)

    2. Don and Megan will be all passive-aggressive at the beach.

    3. But then Megan will forget about being a mad woman, because her husband looks like this.

    4. More people will punch Pete Campbell. (Hopefully.)

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    There's a lot to like about Mad Men, but few things felt as satisfying as watching Lane punch Pete out last season. Here's hoping someone picks up that noble torch.

    5. And Peggy Olson will continue to be a badass.

    6. While Trudy Campbell will unfairly remain the sexless housewife she's been reduced to.

    7. RIP Fat Betty.

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    While we enjoyed seeing Betty Draper, nay, Francis, eat each and every one of her many feelings, now we want to see her happy. Or, at least, thinner. Basically we're sick of her wearing moo-moos.

    8. We'll see Joan be less objectified!

    Because she's a partner now, damnit!

    9. Roger Sterling will wear bell bottoms and trip balls at Woodstock.

    10. Meanwhile, Cooper will finally put his shoes on in the office.

    11. Sally Draper will lose her virginity to creepy Glen.

    12. Chauncey the dog will return...for revenge.

    And here's a little something extra, just to refresh your memory...

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    Behold the last three minutes from Season 5, and start counting down to Season 6!

    Have any predictions of your own?! Tell us!