Behold this faux royal baby shower, complete with a Duchess of Cambridge look-alike, a "Born To Rule" onesie, and a corgi driving a toy car.
Watch as "Pippa" pours "Kate" some totally not product placement juice.
Yes, this is EXACTLY what the Duchess' big day would be like...
Except...WAIT, is that the Queen holding a...cupcake? Like some street urchin?! MOOD DESTROYED.
A lot of these look-alikes are so legit that I'm not totally convinced they're not the real deal. (Looking at you, Camilla. Besides, it's not like you've got anything else going on.)