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Here Are Some Great Photos Of Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Attending A Wedding Together

Let's all take several minutes to stare at these and wonder what it would be like to date a fucking prince.

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::: sound of royal trumpets ::: Hi, hello, this is stunning actress Meghan Markle and that hot ginger we all have illicit fantasies about, Prince Harry.

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They are dating, and have been dating since last summer, so almost a year — if you're into math and such.

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And if you've been wondering what it's like to be two very attractive and famous people at a wedding in Jamaica...I have answers.

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As Harry's date you get to drink champagne and some other drink that's the color of a sunset.

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You get to put your hand on Harry's back.

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Then you get to talk to Harry about your theory that cats think people are just bigger, dumber cats*.

*That's probably what Markle is talking about, but no way to really know.
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*That's probably what Markle is talking about, but no way to really know.

Prince Harry totally agrees with you, btw.

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Then you get to smile as Harry says something brilliant, probably about how clever and beautiful you are.

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Then, as the sun begins to set, you stare at all of the people who aren't dating Prince Harry...

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...lift your arm, and whisper softly to them, "Smell that? It's victory."

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And you'd be right, because GOD DAMNIT I WANT TO DATE PRINCE HARRY.

The end.
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The end.

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