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Is This A Real 2013 Kentucky Derby Horse Name?

Some of these horses will be competing in the Kentucky Derby this Saturday. Can you guess which ones are fake?

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  1. 1. Black Onyx

    That's a derby horse.
    That's the name of a gemstone, not a horse.
  2. 2. Charming Kitten

    What a charming name for a horse!
    This is a trick.
  3. 3. Palace Malice

    Odds-on this winner.
    It's police malice, ya dummy!
  4. 4. Java's War

    Yeah, this is a thing.
    This doesn't even make sense.
  5. 5. Frac Daddy

    Frac yes!
    More like Mac Daddy.

    More like Mac Daddy.

  6. 6. Fear The Kitten

    I fear I'll be betting on this horse.
    I fear this is not a real name.
  7. 7. Lines of Buzz

    This horse is buzzing to the finish line.
    This is also not a thing.
  8. 8. Giant Finish

    Epic name for an epic horse.
    Lame name, not a horse.
  9. 9. Itsmyluckyday

  10. 10. Goldencents

    I'll be rolling in goldencents when I bet on this horse.
    My two cents tells me this is a fake.
  11. 11. Mylute

    My money's on Mylute.
    Not a real name, weirdo.
  12. 12. Lady Poppy

    Luck be a Lady Poppy on derby day!
    Not a horse, but a darn cute name for my future cat.
  13. 13. Will Take Charge

    I will bet this is a horse.
    I will take congratulatory high fives when I prove this is false.
  14. 14. Normandy Invasion

    It's Allied forces for the win!
    More like a fakers invasion.
  15. 15. Falling Sky

    Obviously this is legit. Obvi.
    The sky IS falling because this is an insanely fake name.
  16. 16. Orb

    I am ORBsolutely sure this is a name.
    Orb you kidding me?!
  17. 17. Golden Soul

    Double down on Golden Soul!
    LOL, yeah right.
  18. 18. Overanalyze

    Don't overanalyze this one.
    A neurotic race horse? I think not.
  19. 19. Verrazano

    Verified Verrazano.
  20. 20. Governor Twinkles

    This is the horse that's winning the derby.
    The 2013 derby won't ever know a Gov. Twinkles.

Is This A Real 2013 Kentucky Derby Horse Name?


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