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Remember that third time's the charm when it comes to insults.
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And when you say "thank you," be extremely specific.
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Eat as many tacos as you damn well want.
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Don't follow the crowd, ever.
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Reminder: Wine glasses aren't always necessary.
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Be straight up honest about what sickens you.
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Own your truth.
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Like, seriously, don't be afraid of letting the world know where you stand.
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When it comes to bullshit, don't put up with any of it.
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Know that subtlety is overrated.
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Always give your brutally honest opinion, even if someone didn't ask for it.
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Say it loud and say it proud: YOU NEED DICK.
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If you have to apologize, make sure to take a quaalude before doing so.
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Don't let other people's judgments dictate how you live your best life.
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Be detailed when you tell someone how much you hate them.
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Sometimes you don't need words to show how little fucks are given, a simple poke will do!
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Admit your mistakes.
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Show you care in your own, special way.
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And if you haven't stopped giving a fuck yet, just know that it's never too late to start.
