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How Ron Swanson Are You?

In other words: How much whiskey and freedom have you had today?

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    You've said the words, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have" at some point in your life.
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    In fact, you refuse to enter any restaurant that doesn't have bacon on the menu.
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    People who don't eat bacon are not, in fact, real people. They're bunny rabbits.
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    Actually, a bunny rabbit sounds pretty delicious.
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    The best types of sticks are the sticks that have meat on them.
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    Fruit and vegetables are bullshit, basically.
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    As is skim milk, which is just water posing as milk.
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    In general, you don't care for most people.
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    And one to three friends is all the friends you need.
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    The best kind of party is one where there's plenty of food, and no other people.
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    An ideal Friday night would be spent outside, next to a grill, and then eating whatever meat you cooked off that grill.
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    The only times you've ever cried were at a funeral, and upon seeing the Grand Canyon.
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    You like telling people "No," because it lowers their enthusiasm.
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    And in general, you don't ask people questions, because you don't care about them.
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    You do, however, like pretty, dark-haired women.
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    Also? Breakfast food.
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    You believe people who buy things are suckers.
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    That's because you tend to make your own things.
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    You've carved many things out of wood, for example.
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    You know that honor, breakfast buffets, and property rights are some of the most vital parts of life.
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    And you think Google Earth is an invasion of privacy that must be destroyed.
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    When it comes to food, it's quantity over quality.
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    And when it comes to teamwork, that's all fine and good, but TAKE WHAT'S YOURS.
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    Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.
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    There is no wrong way to consume alcohol.
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    But whiskey is always best.
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    The government is basically useless.
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    And when it comes to your life choices, you regret nothing.
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    To you, America is the most beautiful country in the world, because you're free to do all of the above things.
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