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<b>In other words: How much whiskey and freedom have you had today?</b>

In other words: How much whiskey and freedom have you had today?

How Ron Swanson Are You?

Check all that apply, even though you hate everything about this:

You literally don't care about anything, and Ron wouldn't have it any other way. Hell, you may have even refused to check off anything from this quiz. Which, by the way, is your American right. Keep on caring about nothing, it will get you far.

Zero Fucks Swanson

You have simple pleasures in life, but those pleasures just happen to be the greatest ones around. Given the choice, you'd crawl off into a cabin in the woods with a bottle of whiskey and only get calls from the grocery store to let you know that more bacon has come in.

Simple Man Swanson

YOU ARE RON SWANSON INCARNATE. You know what makes life and this country great, and our only hope is that you can impart your life lessons onto future generations. If you cared enough about other people to do that, you would, but as it stands, no, you'll just live the life YOU were meant to.

Pyramid of Greatness Swanson

You have just the right amount of Swansonian honor to get you far in life. Sure, some people may not like that. But fuck those people. You're Ron Fucking Swanson approved.

Meat Tornado Swanson

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