How Many Words That Mean Breasts Do You Know?

Do you have an ample vocabooblary?

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  1. 1. Check off all of the words you know...

    Tits
    The Twins
    Milkers
    Milk Towers
    Perkers
    Floaties
    Dirty Pillows
    Boobies
    Milo and Otis
    Gazongas
    Jugs
    Apples Of My Chest
    Tatas
    Knockers
    Chi-Chis
    Bazoombas
    Melons
    Ren and Stimpy
    Twin Peaks
    Double Trouble
    Bewbs
    Breastisis
    King Tits
    The Sister Wives
    Sweater Puppies
    Mary-Kate and Ashley
    Hooters
    Cans
    Tig ol' Bitties
    Mambas
    Beach Balls
    Headlights
    Mosquito Bites
    Torpedoes
    Fried Eggs
    Honkers
    Hall and Oatitties
    Simon and Garfunkel
    Tia and Tamera
    Thing 1 and Thing 2
    Rocky and Bullwinkle
    Skittles
    Fruity Pebbles
    Titty City
    Handfuls
    Bristols
    The Boobie Brothers
    Sonny and Cher
    Bahama Mamas
    Big Gulps
    Tits Happened One Night
    Betty Boops
    Bon Bons
    Cantaloupes
    Fun Bags
    Bee Stings
    Udders
    Grapefruits
    Ben and Jerry
    Cannon Balls
    Jiggly and Wiggly
    The Girls
    Coconuts
    Chumbawumbas
    Thelma and Louise
    The Andes Mountains
    Boulder and Scully
    The Hills

How Many Words That Mean Breasts Do You Know?

Oh, to be young and still have the potential to learn so many boob terms! It must be fun to be you, because this means that your journey into the world of boob nicknames is just beginning. I envy you, really.

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Oh man, can we be friends?! We'd have so much fun talking about breasts, and also talking about gazungas. You've got just enough knowledge of the nicknames to give you booby street cred, but you aren't soooo much of a breast snob that we couldn't learn more together. Seriously, call me.

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Important question: Can I take a master class from you? Because you've clearly earned a Ph.D. in titty terminology. When it comes to all things breasts, you are the official expert, and we're all not worthy.

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