Buzz·Posted on Nov 22, 2014How Emoji Are You?Do you even remember words?by Erin La RosaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink imgarcade.com Step 1: Check off all that apply to you. The last text you sent included an emoji. Check The last text you sent included an emoji. In fact, you don't remember the last time you sent a text without an emoji. Check In fact, you don't remember the last time you sent a text without an emoji. When someone asks how you’re doing, you don’t reply with words: an emoji speaks for you. Check When someone asks how you’re doing, you don’t reply with words: an emoji speaks for you. Sometimes several emojis speak for you. Check Sometimes several emojis speak for you. You've sent a text that only consists of emojis. Check You've sent a text that only consists of emojis. You feel a close, inexplicable bond with the poop emoji. Check You feel a close, inexplicable bond with the poop emoji. You've found yourself smiling back at it, actually. Check You've found yourself smiling back at it, actually. And you've felt personally victimized by the painting nails emoji. Check And you've felt personally victimized by the painting nails emoji. (But you've also used the painting nail emoji when you want people to know you give zero fucks.) Check (But you've also used the painting nail emoji when you want people to know you give zero fucks.) When you instagram, you better believe there will be an emoji in the caption. Check When you instagram, you better believe there will be an emoji in the caption. And when you comment on other people's photos, there's no better way to say it than with an emoji. Check And when you comment on other people's photos, there's no better way to say it than with an emoji. You've had an entire, meaningful conversation with someone solely through emojis. Check You've had an entire, meaningful conversation with someone solely through emojis. You have a favorite emoji. Check You have a favorite emoji. Someone has told you to "get a new emoji" because you use it so much. Check Someone has told you to "get a new emoji" because you use it so much. But you'd never do that, because that emoji is PART OF YOU. Check But you'd never do that, because that emoji is PART OF YOU. You often daydream about what combination of emojis would form words and sentences. Check You often daydream about what combination of emojis would form words and sentences. And then you use those emoji combos to communicate with others. Check And then you use those emoji combos to communicate with others. When someone doesn't respond with an emoji, you assume they're mad. Check When someone doesn't respond with an emoji, you assume they're mad. That's because you can't type anything anymore without adding an emoji to share your feelings. Check That's because you can't type anything anymore without adding an emoji to share your feelings. You've said, "I'm addicted to emojis," and meant it. Check You've said, "I'm addicted to emojis," and meant it. And people have agreed with you. Check And people have agreed with you. You literally have no words when someone doesn't know what an emoji means. Check You literally have no words when someone doesn't know what an emoji means. You often feel the need to add an emoji to things where you can't add emojis. Check You often feel the need to add an emoji to things where you can't add emojis. Like, for example, this speaks to you: "Hi, I'll take a large cheese pizza with cat emojis on top." Check Like, for example, this speaks to you: "Hi, I'll take a large cheese pizza with cat emojis on top." New emojis cannot come fast enough. Check New emojis cannot come fast enough. You can think of at least 15 emojis you'd like to see happen. Check You can think of at least 15 emojis you'd like to see happen. You've actually stopped texting people who don't speak emoji, because you don't know how to talk to them. Check You've actually stopped texting people who don't speak emoji, because you don't know how to talk to them. You have a high tolerance for other people who use loads of emojis. Check You have a high tolerance for other people who use loads of emojis. And it doesn't bother you when someone responds with just an emoji. Check And it doesn't bother you when someone responds with just an emoji. You can find the right emoji faster than it would take to type out "Hey." Check You can find the right emoji faster than it would take to type out "Hey." Someone has told you, "That emoji was perfect," and it was the greatest compliment ever. Check Someone has told you, "That emoji was perfect," and it was the greatest compliment ever. And someone has asked you for emoji tips and tricks. Check And someone has asked you for emoji tips and tricks. If you don't use an emoji one day, your whole day just feels... off. Check If you don't use an emoji one day, your whole day just feels... off. And when someone sends you an emoji in a text, you feel much happier. Check And when someone sends you an emoji in a text, you feel much happier. Actually, you don't know how to type out words anymore, because the only words you know are in emoji. Check Actually, you don't know how to type out words anymore, because the only words you know are in emoji. Show me my results! Step 2: See what your score means for your emoji survival rate.
