Can you check this box?
How Good Are You At Checklists?
CONGRATULATIONS! You are amazing at checklists! Do you know who else was an awesome checklister? Abraham Lincoln, Chuck Norris, Malcolm X, and Wayne fucking Brady*. (*Probably these people were, at least.) Go get yourself an ice cream sandwich, because you're a winner today!
WAH, WAH. You are just abysmal at checklists. Don't worry, there are college courses you can take to correct this. It's not too late! All you have to do is check off some boxes as to what classes you're looking for, and... Oh. Right...