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How Cersei Lannister Are You?

You yelled, "More wine!" just last night...

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  1. Check all that apply, and feel free to pour more wine:

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    Your last name is Lannister.
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    You have blond hair.
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    Your body is 80% wine.
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    You don't trust anyone who isn't immediate family.
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    And sometimes you don't even trust them, tbh.
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    You've been accused of crushing on your brother.
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    OK, maybeeee you have a crush on your brother. A big crush.
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    You've slapped your own terrible son, and you liked it.
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    Your resting bitchface is ON. POINT.
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    You've threatened to kill multiple people to their face.
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    And you spend a solid amount of time each day plotting your enemies' demise.
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    That's because you have zero fucks to give.
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    You are good at ordering other people around.
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    You're also really skilled when it comes to making threats.
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    You've demanded "more wine" at some point in your life.
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    You often feel like you're smarter than everyone, and you're not wrong.
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    You think women with low-cut necklines should be destroyed.
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    You also think your younger brother should be destroyed.
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    You love your family so much, that you think your DNA is far superior to anyone else's.
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    And you've procreated with your sibling to keep that DNA pure.
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    You know how to order people around.
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    In fact, you've built up a bit of an army, and they'd kill for you.
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    Sure, you have some enemies. Who doesn't?!
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    That's because you don't like weak people, in general.
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    And you kind of enjoy torturing anyone who shows signs of weakness.
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    You've threatened to put someone's head on a spike. (But they deserved it.)
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    You know that a woman's greatest weapon is between her legs.
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    You consider yourself to be an expert at backhanded compliments.
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    And your eye roll is also ON. POINT.
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    You personally know a warrior giant who would defend your honor if asked.
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    You don't like anyone who isn't you, in general.
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    You think most people are incompetent.
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    You know that the most satisfying laugh is a maniacal one.
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    You have no problem telling people how much you dislike them.
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    You're often described as the "mom" of your friend group.
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    You can't stand when others try to usurp your power.
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    You would do anything for your family. (Unless that family member's name is Tyrion.)
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    You are super at drinking.
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    You're also very skilled at looking supremely annoyed.
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    You'd never willingly participate in a "girls' night."
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    And if you did, the only way you'd ever get through it is MORE WINE.
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