Is your resting bitchface channeling Cersei's?
Your last name is Lannister.You have blond hair.Your body is 80% wine.You don't trust anyone who isn't immediate family.And sometimes you don't even trust them, tbh.You've been accused of crushing on your brother.OK, maybeeee you have a crush on your brother. A big crush.You've slapped your own terrible son, and you liked it.Your resting bitchface is ON. POINT.You've threatened to kill multiple people to their face.And you spend a solid amount of time each day plotting your enemies' demise.That's because you have zero fucks to give.You are good at ordering other people around.You're also really skilled when it comes to making threats.You've demanded "more wine" at some point in your life.You often feel like you're smarter than everyone, and you're not wrong.You think women with low-cut necklines should be destroyed.You also think your younger brother should be destroyed.You love your family so much, that you think your DNA is far superior to anyone else's.And you've procreated with your sibling to keep that DNA pure.You know how to order people around.In fact, you've built up a bit of an army, and they'd kill for you.Sure, you have some enemies. Who doesn't?!That's because you don't like weak people, in general.And you kind of enjoy torturing anyone who shows signs of weakness.You've threatened to put someone's head on a spike. (But they deserved it.)You know that a woman's greatest weapon is between her legs.You consider yourself to be an expert at backhanded compliments.And your eye roll is also ON. POINT.You personally know a warrior giant who would defend your honor if asked.You don't like anyone who isn't you, in general.You think most people are incompetent.You know that the most satisfying laugh is a maniacal one.You have no problem telling people how much you dislike them.You're often described as the "mom" of your friend group.You can't stand when others try to usurp your power.You would do anything for your family. (Unless that family member's name is Tyrion.)You are super at drinking.You're also very skilled at looking supremely annoyed.You'd never willingly participate in a "girls' night."And if you did, the only way you'd ever get through it is MORE WINE.