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17 Hilarious Father's Day Tweets Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

"Every day is Father's Day in my jeans."

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currently texting 'Happy Father's Day' to all the men in my phone to freak them out

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Every day is Father's Day in my jeans.

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Father's Day is just a ploy by big business to get you to buy more fathers.

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Last minute Father's Day gift idea: You bother to call him

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Father's Day Fun: 1) Walk up to a complete stranger at lunch with his family. 2) Hug him. 3) Tell him 'Happy Father's Day dad'! 4) Run.

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Every Father's Day at midnight the HomeDepot dads and the Lowe's dads rumble "Westside Story" style in a neutral Costcos parking lot.

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Father's Day is the day you get to find out which of your friends still call him "Daddy"

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I can't figure out what to get my priest for Father's Day.

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If we all shut up about it, dads wouldn't even remember it's Father's Day and we could totally get out of having to do it.

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Father's Day card 1st draft: Father's Day card final draft: Hey.

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Every time a thermostat is adjusted a dad somewhere dies a little inside. Keep this in mind this Father's Day. ~Inspirational

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I don't care what my kids get me for Father's Day as long as it's a hammock

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Hope I can find a Father’s Day card at the store that makes reference to farts and/or watching sports!

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[Dads Anonymous meeting] DAD: Hi everyone, I'm new here DADS: Hi, new here, we're dads! *universe implodes*

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Tomorrow is Father's Dad, so don't forget to get your dad a better dad than the one he had

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Me: "hey dad happy fathers day" Dad: "not good enough"

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