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19 Gorgeous Redhead Men Guaranteed To Make You Thirsty

Get your gallon jug ready, ginger-loving friends.

1. I'm stating the obvious here, but it should be said again: Redhead men are hot AF.

2. Like, just sit back for a moment and LOOK at this glory.

3. And the beauty of these red locks.

4. And, oh sweet mother of ginger beards, JUST LOOK.

5. OK, it's fine, just relax. They're only hot men, and you've got a full glass of water by your side, right?

6. NOPE. THE WATER IS GONE. REPEAT, THE WATER HAS BEEN DEPLETED.

7. So thirsty.

8. Truly, DEEPLY parched over here.

9. It's like someone is making me eat saltines and not offering any water to gulp them down.

10. And now I'm just CRAWLING across the desert sands...

11. Ginger sunshine beating down on my face...

12. Praying to the fiery gods for mercy, a sign, just one tiny sip of water...

13. When suddenly, he appears: The Redhead Lord of Light to guide me back home.

14. He holds my hand and whispers gently in my ear, Relax, bb, my ginger abs and I will protect you from thirst.

15. And suddenly I AM DRENCHED.

16. SWIMMING in a sea of beautiful redheaded men.

17. Where nothing hurts and everything is red and beautiful.

18. Get into my bed, he says.

19. And we all do get into that bed, and take the deepest drink of ginger water physically possible.