1. Cat keeps biting me.
2. Because WHY AND HOW are there this many hairballs?!
3. And since when did not going in the litter box become OK?
4. There’s just so much damn hair.
5. And their breath has that weird but also comforting cat smell…
6. That can sometimes get overwhelming.
7. Why does she keep staring at that wall and HISSING?!
8. When you just need to make sure that all of this isn’t for nothing.
9. When you come home only to discover that you have nothing left to wipe with.
10. That fateful day when you decide to TRY and take matters into your own hands.
Spoiler alert: You will fail.