You may remember the year 2016, and how your life was made much much better by the Red Hot calendar. Well, it's about to be 2017, and the Red Hot calendar is BACK. Thomas Knights / Via redhot100.com There are actually two calendars, because the universe is good. Red Hot: Exposed is here, and the Red Hot II art calendar can be found here. And it looks like January will be hot enough to melt any lingering cold you may feel this winter. Thomas Knights / Via redhot100.com Meanwhile, April is positively stacked with possibilities. Thomas Knights / Via redhot100.com Are you even real, sir? MAY you be interested in helping this ginger lad take a much-needed stretch?! Thomas Knights / Via redhot100.com It's for fitness, OK. And you might need to bust out the hose in July, because it's going to be a HOT ONE. Thomas Knights / Via redhot100.com Summer truly can't come soon enough. Thomas Knights / Via redhot100.com Here's a cool idea for a Halloween costume: a human blanket for Mr. October. Thomas Knights / Via redhot100.com And I think we all know what we'll want for the holidays in 2017... Thomas Knights / Via redhot100.com ...HINT: Mr. December wrapped in a bow, and the rest of the Red Hot calendar so I can live my best damn life.