1. QUESTION: Is it even possible to be sexually attracted to cheekbones?
3. ANSWER: Fuck yes it is, and it’s delightful!
4. That sound your hearing is the fluttering of angel wings, because the closer you are to Mads’ cheekbones the closer you are to God.
I am not worthy, cheekbones.
5. Go on, put your face closer to the screen to get a better look, I won’t judge you…
6. Lick the screen, you say? You’d like to lick those high cheekbones until you find your happy place?
7. You know what, do it. Mads doesn’t mind, and quite frankly: I’VE TRIED THEM AND THEY’RE DELICIOUS.
8. OK, yes, it’s WRONG to objectify a man. I know, I’m terrible.
10. Or his hairy chest, which we saw when he took HIS EFFING PANTS OFF.
11. DAT CHEST DOE.
12. OK, OK. That got weird: back to cheekbones.
13. It’s like his entire body is just HANGING off of those ‘bones.
14. And he fucking OWNS. THAT. SHIT.
15. Here’s another fun FACT: His cheekbones are just as mesmerizing when he has short hair…
16. …as when he has long hair!
17. Even when he has a gnarly beard and long hair, THEY STILL WILL KILL YOU WITH THEIR MAGIC.
18. Sometimes even Mads can’t handle the weight of their beauty and he has to rest them on his hands.
There there my pet, allow me!