1. QUESTION: Is it even possible to be sexually attracted to cheekbones? Brooke Palmer / NBC 2. And more importantly: Is it legal? imdb.com 3. ANSWER: Fuck yes it is, and it's delightful! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via Dino De Laurentiis Company 4. That sound your hearing is the fluttering of angel wings, because the closer you are to Mads' cheekbones the closer you are to God. JOHN MACDOUGALL/AFP / Getty Images I am not worthy, cheekbones. 5. Go on, put your face closer to the screen to get a better look, I won't judge you... Ian Gavan / Getty Images 6. Lick the screen, you say? You'd like to lick those high cheekbones until you find your happy place? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via Dino De Laurentiis Company 7. You know what, do it. Mads doesn't mind, and quite frankly: I'VE TRIED THEM AND THEY'RE DELICIOUS. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via Dino De Laurentiis Company 8. OK, yes, it's WRONG to objectify a man. I know, I'm terrible. JOHN MACDOUGALL/AFP / Getty Images 9. So let's stop focusing on his cheekbones and move on to the rest of his body... like his arms. celebitchy.com 10. Or his hairy chest, which we saw when he took HIS EFFING PANTS OFF. "Flickering Lights" / M&M Productions 11. DAT CHEST DOE. "Flickering Lights" / M&M Productions 12. OK, OK. That got weird: back to cheekbones. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via Dino De Laurentiis Company 13. It's like his entire body is just HANGING off of those 'bones. NBC / Via Dino De Laurentiis Company 14. And he fucking OWNS. THAT. SHIT. ANNE-CHRISTINE POUJOULAT/AFP / Getty Images 15. Here's another fun FACT: His cheekbones are just as mesmerizing when he has short hair... Sean Gallup / Getty Images 16. ...as when he has long hair! Ian Gavan / Getty Images 17. Even when he has a gnarly beard and long hair, THEY STILL WILL KILL YOU WITH THEIR MAGIC. Francois Durand / Getty Images 18. Sometimes even Mads can't handle the weight of their beauty and he has to rest them on his hands. GERARD JULIEN/AFP / Getty Images There there my pet, allow me! 19. He also gets overwhelmed by the sheer number of people staring and he has to look away. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Danmarks Radio (DR) / Via titanic-ghosts.frbb.net 20. Because having the most powerful cheekbones in the world is a heavy burden for one beautiful man to bear. Carlo Allegri / Getty Images 21. Surely you've felt the sharp pain of those peaked 'bones staring back at you. ANNE-CHRISTINE POUJOULAT/AFP / Getty Images 22. They can cut through diamonds... or straight through your heart. Vittorio Zunino Celotto / Via Getty 23. Begging you to even dare touch them. Ian Gavan / Getty Images 24. But you cannot touch them, no, because if you did it would mean immediate death. JOHN MACDOUGALL/AFP / Getty Images 25. You'd die of happiness. Do you understand? Frazer Harrison / Getty Images 26. Wait... maybe dying of 'bones happiness is the only true way to die... MAYBE touching them is the MEANING OF LIFE. (!!!) GERARD JULIEN/AFP / Getty Images 27. OK, IF YOU'RE READY TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS, TOUCH THEM. GO AHEAD AND TOUCH THEM. Tap to reveal Click to reveal Carlo Allegri / Via Getty Click it. I dare you. 28. Sweet sassy molassey, that was hot. Good, and hot, and everything I wanted it to be. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via strange-people-are-needed.tumblr.com Thank you, Mads, for giving me pleasure I never knew cheekbones could give. You're doing God's work.