1. Breaking news:
It’s been confirmed that a young cat has entered the ring with a bold adversary named DVD player. What’s unclear at this hour is exactly what the DVD player said and/or did to provoke the cat’s rage. But, based off of the smackdown we’re seeing, it must have been pretty epic.
It’s cat for the adorable win! The cat has emerged victorious! A round of applause for our new champion over the DVD player!
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