1. Breaking news:
It’s been confirmed that a young cat has entered the ring with a bold adversary named DVD player. What’s unclear at this hour is exactly what the DVD player said and/or did to provoke the cat’s rage. But, based off of the smackdown we’re seeing, it must have been pretty epic.
It’s cat for the adorable win! The cat has emerged victorious! A round of applause for our new champion over the DVD player!
- Bomb threats were called into Jewish centers in at least 13 states today, making it the fifth wave of threats since January.
- Elon Musk announced that his SpaceX company will send two tourists around the moon by 2018 🚀🌝
- The suspect in a Kansas shooting that left an Indian man dead thought he was shooting Iranians, and the FBI is investigating as a possible hate crime.
- "Moonlight" won Best Picture at the Oscars, but they accidentally gave it to "La La Land" first 😳