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17 Coachella Tweets Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

"Urban Outfitters the musical."

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I thought I went to Coachella a few years ago, turns out I was drunkenly shoveling up dog shit in my backyard while listening to my iPod.

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Urban Outfitters the musical #Coachella

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Lost five pounds this week just by actively pretending that I know what Coachella is.

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I wonder how many people have said "suh dude" to eachother so far at coachella...

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Debated going to #Coachella, but decided to lock myself in a Port-A-Potty and have someone roll it down a hill instead.

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I'm really happy you love the house you've rented for coachella.

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Fun fact: A group of girls at Coachella is called a Stephanie.

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Before I knew what Coachella was this is what came to mind when I heard the word. I was happier then.

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Coachella 2016: 120 BANDS! 3 STAGES! 2 WEEKENDS! 11 GRANDPAS YELLING ABOUT THE NOISE! 1 ESCAPED HELL TROLL THAT EATS PEOPLE! A PORTAPOTTY!

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LIFE COACH: Dress for success! LIFE COACHELLA: Skipping two days of showers saves 4800 gallons of water per year

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If you're at Coachella, I'm as close to the stage as you are. And I'm in bed. In Northern California. For free.

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My husband made me overnight FEDEX his overalls from NYC to Coachella today.

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Wonder how many 20 yr olds going to Coachella this weekend have already asked a few drug dealers if they'll accept their dad's credit card.

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Pretty psyched for Coachella. Only cost me $19.95

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I forgot to shower today and my phone died so I guess I'm at Coachella too.

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