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21 Cats Who Are Totally Empowered By Their Halloween Costumes

Happy Hall-Meoween!

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1. "Do you even read, bro?"

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2. "I AM A FUCKING GHOST, BACK THE FUCK OFF... But drop the treats you're carrying here first."

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3. "Come nightfall you, nay, this city, will be helpless to defend themselves. And me? I'll be knee-deep in blood and eternal life."

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4. "No, I can't come out tonight, I'm busy. You may know his name... Hugh? Yes, as in Hefner. I'm Miss October."

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5. "My God, they're right, you really can never be too rich."

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6. "Dinosaurs are carnivores. Not sure if you find that so funny..."

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7. "Ugh, where's a white wine spritzer to throw in someone's face when you need it?"

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8. "I am a pumpkin AND a flower AND a cat, is there no single cuter thing in this world? No, there's not. I'm the cutest."

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10. "You think a clown is something to laugh at, do you? Well, we'll see who's laughing when I pull a hairball out of my hat!"

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11. "I may be small, but my fangs are sharp."

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12. "I literally will never stop looking at myself, because there is nothing that tops this."

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13. "Oh, this chair? You want to sit on THIS. CHAIR? Well, let me clarify: This is my throne now, and you'll bow to your queen, sir."

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14. "My name? Well, some have called me Beelzebub, others Lucifer, but you may call me the Owner of Your Soul."

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15. "Look, yes, I took your rum, but I'm a pirate... that's just what we DO."

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16. "Yes, Elvis HAS left the building, and now he's going to take a nap. So get out."

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17. "Try not to get me food. Do or do not. There is no try."

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18. "Maybe I'll never escape the paparazzi. Maybe they'll always want my photo. For now, I dare to dream of a world where I'm not the most famous person alive."

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19. "Me. Saving the world falls on ME." ::: gulp ::: "I'm the hero this world needs."

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20. "My people have raided and conquered villages across Europe. What have you ever done for this world?"

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21. "Bats are nocturnal, you know... Sleep well."

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