Look at that fine hair! He's a gentleman AND a scholar.Are you kidding? This guy has 33 wives!
That's Joseph Smith, Jr!
He's the founder of the Mormon faith, and was rumored to have had 33 wives in addition to his first wife, Emma.
She's a first wife, for sure.Not a chance, she's too busy being existential!
That's French writer, intellectual, and philosopher Simone de Beauvoir!
Simone didn't consider herself a philosopher, but her writings had a significant influence on feminist existentialism and theory.
He appears to be a studious fella, I'm going with philosopher!Oh, he's got some ideas, alright! About how to get more wives!
Hello, Brigham Young!
This polygamist had 56 wives. Including five who had formerly been married to Joseph Smith, and a mother-daughter duo.
This is one of the most important thinkers of our time! Which means he only had time for one wife.This is one of the most well-known polygamists in history. There aren't enough hands to count his wives!
Meet the "Father of Liberalism," John Locke!
Locke is one of the most famous political thinkers, and is directly responsible for Thomas JeffersonÃƒÂ¢Ã‚â‚¬Ã‚â„¢s Declaration of Independence rhetoric.
No, but he did create a fundamental part of philosophy.He sure did, and he found the time to marry a bunch of wives along the way.
This is political theorist and revolutionary, Tom Paine!
Revolutionary Philosopher. Wrote the Rights of Man.
This is a Poly.This is a Philo.
This is a Poly!
Heber C. Kimball was a bit of a reluctant polygamist, to be fair. He eventually married 43 wives, but is reported to have only had intimacy with 17 of those. OK, 17 is still a lot, to be fair.
That is one deep thinking beard.I've seen the depths of this beard, and it's filled with potential wives' digits.
Max Weber is one of the architects of sociology.
Along with his good pals ÃƒÆ’Ã‚â€°mile Durkheim and Karl Marx, that is. Oh, and he only had one wife! A good woman named Marianne.
ABSOLUTELY.No, but he knows everything about French existentialism.
This is Warren Jeffs, the current president of the FLDS.
The Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (FLDS) is still currently led by Jeffs. That in spite of his 2011 conviction on two felony counts of child sexual assault.
As in...the symbol of logic formed by plural marriage? If so, then yes.I think so, yes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein was an Austrian-British philosopher.
He taught at Cambridge and worked primarily in the philosophy of mathematics, logic, the philosophy of mind, and language.
Number theory.Eternal salvation.
Meet Louisa Beaman Smith Young!
She's been called the first plural wife of Joseph Smith, Jr., and then remarried to Brigham Young upon Joseph's passing.