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Posted on Feb 1, 2015

An Investigation Into Why Katy Perry Didn't Watch The 2010 Super Bowl

Because she totally tweeted #notwatchingthesuperbowl and now the world MUST KNOW.

On Feb. 7, 2010, Katy Perry tweeted this profound thing:

#notwatchingthesuperbowl ... But why, Katy? What happened to turn you away from the TV?

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#notwatchingthesuperbowl

After an intensive* investigation, here's what we discovered...

*Tens of minutes of Googling

A few days before she said she was #notwatchingthesuperbowl, she tweeted this magicness:

No way, I'm gonna waste all my time looking @ porn, @thedoctorluke. Who needs lyrics when you have big black cocks.

KATY PERRY@katyperryFollow

No way, I'm gonna waste all my time looking @ porn, @thedoctorluke.

Who needs lyrics when you have big black cocks.

5:24 PM - 21 Jan 10ReplyRetweetFavorite

And a few days after #notwatchingthesuperbowl, she tweeted this other, equally profound thing:

I lost my virginity... can I have yours?

The Super Bowl she was "not watching" involved the Saints vs. the Colts.

Getty Images / Via Ezra Shaw

SPOILER ALERT: The Saints won, OK? Deal.

And The Who was the halftime show...

AFP / Getty Images TIMOTHY A. CLARY

K.

So... why wasn't Katy Perry watching the Super Bowl?

  1. Why do you think Katy Perry wasn't watching the 2010 Super Bowl?

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Why do you think Katy Perry wasn't watching the 2010 Super Bowl?
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    She secretly hates Indianapolis, where The Colts are from, and she was boycotting in protest.
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    She was engaged to Russell Brand at the time, and out of respect for his not being American, she didn't want to watch the most American thing.
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    She was #literallydead from too much Starbucks that day and had to find someone to dig her out of the grave.
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    She's allergic to hot wings and couldn't stand the thought of being around them!
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    She was a firework, she was too busy letting her colors burn.
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    Who gives a fuck.

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