On Feb. 7, 2010, Katy Perry tweeted this profound thing:
#notwatchingthesuperbowl ... But why, Katy? What happened to turn you away from the TV?
After an intensive* investigation, here's what we discovered...
*Tens of minutes of Googling
A few days before she said she was #notwatchingthesuperbowl, she tweeted this magicness:
And a few days after #notwatchingthesuperbowl, she tweeted this other, equally profound thing:
The Super Bowl she was "not watching" involved the Saints vs. the Colts.
And The Who was the halftime show...
So... why wasn't Katy Perry watching the Super Bowl?
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Why do you think Katy Perry wasn't watching the 2010 Super Bowl?
vote votesShe secretly hates Indianapolis, where The Colts are from, and she was boycotting in protest.
vote votesShe was engaged to Russell Brand at the time, and out of respect for his not being American, she didn't want to watch the most American thing.
vote votesShe was #literallydead from too much Starbucks that day and had to find someone to dig her out of the grave.
vote votesShe's allergic to hot wings and couldn't stand the thought of being around them!
vote votesShe was a firework, she was too busy letting her colors burn.
vote votesWho gives a fuck.