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Anytime someone comes to you with a "problem," you have a hard time hiding your true feelings.
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This is what your employees think you do all day:
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But really you're too busy to micromanage them.
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You've mastered the art of calming the fuck down, though:
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But you've run out of sympathy for people who complain about their "long hours":
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When your name is mentioned, you know it can't be good:
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When an employee tries to start some shit, you have to show them the REAL you:
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Some days are so long that coffee starts to look better than, well, anything:
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You know the real reason you can never fully relax:
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The struggle of always being someone else's cheerleader and never being cheered is real:
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When your employees try to reach you on your day off:
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The reality of dealing with employees who are also youths:
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Never being allowed to have a freak-out moment:
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And having to constantly be "on":
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You feel like a real dick half the time:
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And this is how you'd like to respond to most of the emails you get:
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You know that fixing someone else's problem is actually really awesome:
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And the only real advice you can give to people who want to be as boss as you someday:
