26 Reasons To Add More Pasta Into Your Life

Live you best life with a little spaghetti alle vongole.

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1. Attention my fellow humans: We need to talk.

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2. You're hungry and pondering, "What in the whole wide world would make my tummy happiest at this moment?"

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3. I'm here to tell you that the answer forever and always will be, "PASTA."

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No possible exceptions.

4. Yes, pasta covered in a creamy alfredo sauce, sprinkled with cheese, and accented with fresh veggies will do the trick.

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5. Or tortellini in a butter and white wine sauce, topped with shrimp and sun-dried tomatoes.

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6. And there's always a sensible plate of fettuccine made with eggplant to welcome you home.

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7. I mean, just LOOK at this homemade pasta. Really admire it here.

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8. Can you appreciate how impossibly yummy this bowl of penne will taste when it's topped with all that cheese?

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So much cheese. So lovely. So hungry.

9. Tell me you don't want to dip that bread in the pasta sauce. Tell me.

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Oh, you can't, can you? Because that would be a bold-faced lie.

10. Worried that pasta isn't healthy enough? BEHOLD, A PASTA "SALAD"*!

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*OK, not specifically "healthy," but it does have the word "salad" in it, so you can at least say that you ate a salad.

11. But if you're looking for the opposite of healthy, smothering pasta in mozzarella cheese is really where it's at.

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#ziti4lyfe

12. And pasta pairs so well with wine, you'll wonder why you bother with water at all.

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I mean, aside from the whole "needed to survive this life" thing, what's it good for?

13. Know what else pairs well with pasta? Truffles.

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14. Also tomatoes, in general.

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15. And fresh herbs, pretty much all the time.

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16. The truth is that there's no wrong way to eat pasta.

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17. Because the chance that you could actually mess up pasta is .000000001%.

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That percent accounts for people who don't finish their entire plate.

18. Whether it's fresh raviolis...

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19. ...or spaghetti alle vongole to fill your plate...

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20. Pasta really is the right decision always and forever.

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21. Like the American motto says, "In Pasta We Trust."

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22. So, just give in to the delicious inevitability of pesto.

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23. Top your pasta with roasted pine nuts and live your best life.

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24. Let these warm stuffed shells move into your apartment and live rent free for the night.

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25. Don't be ashamed, just allow the pasta to wrap you in a loving noodle-arm embrace.

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26. And trust me when I say that a life without pasta is no life at all.

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Pasta tonight. Pasta forever. Pasta, will you marry me?

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