8. Mugs breaking and ruining your life.
SAVE THE BEER WITH YOUR MOUTH!
14. Tables with horribly shoddy workmanship.
For shame, carpenters!
17. Being PUNCHED IN THE FACE by hand dryers.
It came out of nowhere!
- The Women's March on Washington was one of the largest protests in the city's history.
- Trump's spokesman held a press conference to blame grass coverings for "minimizing" the crowd at the inauguration 🤔
- Members of the national security community reacted with shock after Trump attacked his critics while giving a speech at CIA headquarters.
- "SNL" featured a shirtless Vladimir Putin celebrating America's newest President.