8. Mugs breaking and ruining your life.
SAVE THE BEER WITH YOUR MOUTH!
14. Tables with horribly shoddy workmanship.
For shame, carpenters!
17. Being PUNCHED IN THE FACE by hand dryers.
It came out of nowhere!
- Donald Trump accused former Miss Universe Alicia Machado of being in a sex tape, calling her "disgusting." He's appeared in a softcore porn.
- The hair vitamins promoted by the Kardashians make "largely inaccurate" nutrient claims, according to lab tests.
- In a newly released video deposition, Trump implied he planned to call Mexicans "rapists" when he announced his presidential run.