6. But he’s also a scholarly professor!
17. Other times, he and K-Bacon eye fuck the hell out of each other.
18. And yes, I realize that he is STILL a serial killer.
Who sometimes likes to keep creepy souvenirs from his victims.
21. All Joe wants is someone to love…
And choke to death…
24. …about killing.
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