26 Reasons Why "The Following" Has The Sexiest Serial Killer On TV
Yes, I'm saying it: Joe Carroll is a sexy serial killer.
Everyone, this is Joe Carroll from The Following. Joe, say hello to everyone!
In the spirit of full disclosure—you may want to sit down for this—Joe's a serial killer.
But, like, a pretty hot one, right?
Yes, I know, the man kills people.
And he's got that weird obsession with Edgar Allan Poe.
But he's also a scholarly professor!
Hot for teacher, anyone?!
And orange is an oddly flattering color on him.
Plus, he's not afraid to role-play!
Dang boo, you need me to fill up that glass or what?
Sometimes he cheats on his wife*.
And it's pretty sexy, actually.
ALRIGHT, I'M ABOUT TO BLACKOUT SO SOMEONE CALL 9-1-1.
Other times, he and K-Bacon eye fuck the hell out of each other.
And yes, I realize that he is STILL a serial killer.
Who's cultivating a following of other killers for terrifying things.
But just look at that face!
All Joe wants is someone to love...
Because deep down, Joe is a man who genuinely cares...
And looking fresh to death while he does it.
So, what do you say, will you join Joe's following of fans?
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