20 Dogs Who Hate The Snow More Than You Do

    Seriously, they're so ready for winter to end already.

    1. The dog whose seasonal affective disorder (SAD), causes him to weep uncontrollably for no good reason.

    2. The dog who was thrown a ball two months ago, and has yet to find it because of the snow.

    3. The dog who's so bogged down by his fugly booties that he legitimately can't go on anymore.

    4. The dog who starts to hate children in the winter, but especially their snowball fights.

    5. The dog who bought the wrong size snowshoes and is the embarrassment of the neighborhood.

    6. The dog who has a healthy fear of being buried alive.

    7. The dog whose hard nipples remain a constant source of embarrassment.

    8. The dog who misses seeing the sun on the regular.

    9. The corgi who thinks all that snow is just terribly inconvenient.

    10. The dog who gets totally skeeved out by yellow snow.

    11. The dog who turns into a hermit in the winter, much to his dismay.

    12. The dog who's terrified of what winter couture does to her figure.

    13. The dog who has prayed for winter to end, to no avail.

    14. The dog whose winter allergies are always such a bitch.

    15. The dog who just can't wait to get a tan again.

    16. The dog who's tired of having a red nose all the time.

    17. The dog who really hates driving in the snow.

    18. The bulldog who gains an extra pound each winter, and can't seem to get it off.

    19. The dog who would love snow days, if it wasn't for all that snow.

    20. And the dachshund who's been waiting an hour for the pizza guy to arrive, and thinks the snow's to blame.