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Realities Only People Who Love Bearded Dragons Understand

Beardies are better, they just are. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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1. The smile of a bearded dragon can easily melt your cold, dead heart.

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So cute. So... dragony.

2. Cuddling a bearded dragon is arguably cuter than cuddling with a baby.

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3. And when they wrap around your fingers, time stops and the world becomes a better place.

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4. A conversation with a beardie is never dull.

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5. Beardies are the best because when you're excited, so are they!

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6. And you know the only thing cuter than a beardie is a dog with a beardie.

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They get along JUST FINE.

7. Except a cat with a beardie, which will make your heart explode into glitter.

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8. Beardies love a good mani.

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9. And they've taught you that a little glitz never hurt anyone.

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10. You've gotten in more TV binge sessions with your beardie than you can count.

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11. And they've definitely taught you a thing or two about the art of gaming.

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12. But probably the best part of having a beardie is how cool they are to just hang at home.

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13. Watching a beardie eat their veggies gives you new health goals.

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So inspiring.

14. And how they treat others has given you new friend goals.

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15. A bearded dragon makes an excellent co-pilot.

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They just steer you toward the warm climates.

16. Mainly because they aren't afraid to tell you to get out of the car and enjoy the sights.

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17. And while a beardie may look a little ferocious to outsiders...

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18. You know they're just big softies on the inside.

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