Realities Only People Who Love Bearded Dragons Understand
Beardies are better, they just are. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The smile of a bearded dragon can easily melt your cold, dead heart.
Cuddling a bearded dragon is arguably cuter than cuddling with a baby.
And when they wrap around your fingers, time stops and the world becomes a better place.
A conversation with a beardie is never dull.
Beardies are the best because when you're excited, so are they!
And you know the only thing cuter than a beardie is a dog with a beardie.
Except a cat with a beardie, which will make your heart explode into glitter.
Beardies love a good mani.
And they've taught you that a little glitz never hurt anyone.
You've gotten in more TV binge sessions with your beardie than you can count.
And they've definitely taught you a thing or two about the art of gaming.
But probably the best part of having a beardie is how cool they are to just hang at home.
Watching a beardie eat their veggies gives you new health goals.
And how they treat others has given you new friend goals.
A bearded dragon makes an excellent co-pilot.
Mainly because they aren't afraid to tell you to get out of the car and enjoy the sights.
And while a beardie may look a little ferocious to outsiders...
You know they're just big softies on the inside.
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