17 Awful Date Night Ideas That Will Make Your Partner Breakup With You
Warning: Only try these if your goal is to be alone for the rest of your life!
Sneaking off to the watering hole for a little skinny dipping, in alligator infested waters.
A movie night that involves a Groupon you got for a Katherine Heigl film.
Having a peanut butter and crack sandwich for dinner, made by a crackhead.
A couple of hours spent power washing each other's houses.
Setting up a night where you both babysit for someone else's kids, while that couple goes off for their own special evening.
Going to the free clinic to get some flu shots.
A fun trip to Jiffy Lube for a tire rotation and oil change.
Unless you're Harold and Maude, a date night at a funeral parlor.
A trip to Furry-Con, where you forget to bring your anthropomorphic animal costumes.
A couple's visit to the dentist for a root canal.
A "Two and a Half Men" marathon of only Ashton Kutcher's episodes.
An adventure to the Laundry Depot so you can make your whites whiter.
A surprise visit to the local animal shelter, not to adopt but just to "look."
An impromptu shaving party, where you lather each other up and take turns.
A shopping spree at the Crocs store.
Tickets to a seminar hosted by Mystery, The Pickup Artist.
And having a fitness-focused night by running laps around the local prison yard.
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