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    15 Times When Cashew The Guinea Pig Stole The Show On "House Of Cards"

    Cashew is the guinea pig heart and soul of Washington. Warning: Spoilers ahead!

    1. When Cashew was first introduced in Season 2, Episode 3, and it was already abundantly clear that she would be a breakout star.

    2. When she said "hello" in guinea pig.

    3. When Lucas literally could not even handle Cashew's glory.

    4. When she helped Gavin hack some serious code.

    5. And looked fierce as hell doing it.

    6. When Gavin was petting her and she was like, I OWN YOU.

    7. When Cashew sat on Gavin's shoulder and made him a better person because of it.

    8. When Cashew was much more than a companion, but an actual shoulder to lean on.

    9. When Gavin picked Cashew up and looked into her eyes like there was no one else in the world.

    10. And Cashew, just by virtue of being Cashew, basically made Gavin fall head over heels in love with her.

    11. Like, their love for each other is undeniable and beautiful.

    12. When Cashew had to be in a scene with this royal dickhole.

    13. AND SHE ALMOST DIED!

    14. When Cashew escaped the shoe of death and ran back to Gavin.

    15. When Gavin barked like a dog in order to save Cashew's life.

    I only made it through Episode 5 of Season 2, but I'm pretty certain that the next president will be a woman named Cashew.