3. Lesson 3: Your vagine is a magical garden, just looking for the right tool.
6. Lesson 6: Brendan Fraser is wise and should have his own advice column.
He also peaked in this film.
7. Lesson 7: Always throw a punch to defend your friends.
9. Lesson 9: Everyone is effed, so stop worrying so much.
10. Lesson 10: Growing up is going to turn you into a cynical, hot version of yourself.
12. Lesson 12: Even if you’re not Roberta, you can still be a lucky bitch.
- ISIS has claimed responsibility for a bombing that killed at least 80 people in Afghanistan Saturday.
- Hillary Clinton made her debut with VP pick Tim Kaine, who dipped into Spanish and spoke on support for immigration reform and gun control.
- The gunman who killed at least 10 people at a Munich, Germany mall was an 18-year-old "obsessed" with mass shootings, police said.