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How I know I'm old: I only know one person on that list, I presume they are all famous to some degree.

I was yelling at one of our three cats, Bean, for peeing on the floor and said "Get out you f***ing cat!" I didn't know my 4 year old was listening, but later in the day he starts naming the cats saying "There's The Doctor, there's Mickey and there's the f***ing cat!"

I had a (female) neighbor who had the same hair do as Bowie does in Labyrinth. I thought for a while that she was the goblin king in disguise.

It seems like every reason to read the book was the same. Almost like there was very little thought put into the article.

My sister was recently at the end of her pregnancy and was sitting next to my 4 year old son in the car. We were explaining to him that she had a baby in her belly and he was patting her bump. He was thinking about the idea for a few minutes. Then he reached over and patted her breast… Read More

All this talk of putting scrunchies and donuts on members just make me think of some sort of weird ring toss game. Also I would be worried about attracting ants with a donut, unless that's a thing too.

I guess I get the joke, but it's just a kinda dumb article. And it's not funny.

I would say that probably 90% of people who say they are "sex addicts" are in no way clinically diagnosed as "sex addicts". People just say that to excuse high sex drives or cause they don't want to be monogamous.