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23 Little White Lies Every Teacher Has Told

You can be anything you want to be.

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LOL YEAH RIGHT.

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Actually, you will never need to do long division by hand when you grow up.

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And by permanent record I mean the manila envelope in the guidance counselor's office.

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Well, he's doing other things too...but he could be watching!

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Caffeine. It's all caffeine.

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Let's just keep them out of this.

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I may be turned around, but I still know you're up to something.

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But tomorrow is always a new day.

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And all the hours before the students arrive and the hours after they go home.

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Well, not all of them...

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Some worksheets are just much more important than others...

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We just sit around in the teacher's lounge and talk about...the weather.

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That I purchase with my own money on my teacher salary.

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Yeah, right. Recess = Sanity.

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What isn't great about them? Being way behind when I come back...

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Don't test me.

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By that I mean working a different job and not being on vacation at all.

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I prefer expensive chocolate, but I guess this is fine too.

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Dude. Kids definitely don't believe this anymore...they have iPhones.

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OK, if you cry in my office, maybe I'll drop it.

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It costs $150 and you will open it three times the entire semester.

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But you can't be a dinosaur.

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