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11 Types Of People You See In Every Coffee Shop

Do you have a public bathroom?!

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5. The Fitness Enthusiast

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Their body is their temple. They're def showing up in fitness clothes, because they either just left yoga or are en route to Crossfit. No dairy, no whip, no fat, obviously.

6. The Cleanser Drinking Herbal Tea

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This health enthusiast is on a ~caffeine cleanse~ for the third time this month. They've honestly never felt better than in this moment. #zen

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9. The Purist

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This human is very into coffee. Even when there's blistering summer heat outside, they would never consider putting ice in their cup. It would compromise the flavor of the beans. Duh.

10. The One Who's Running Late

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They're 10 minutes late for work already and still need to pick up their dry cleaning. They give no fucks about where it comes from just as long as it's hot, caffeinated, and FAST.

11. The One Who Just Can't Hold It

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This innocent soul dgaf about coffee and really just needs an excuse to use the bathroom. They'll have one $7 imported water, to-go. AND HURRY.